My dog Minton ate a shuttlecock, a net, and two rackets!

Bad Minton!

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Do you know why is it called bad-minton🏸 and not good-minton? β€’ Because it involves "RACKETS"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sameer_gulzar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Personally, though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player.

Love means nothing to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SydneyCartonLived
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterPoen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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My kids are asking for a ping pong table for Christmas this year, but I told them that isn’t an easy decision.

A lot of bouncing back and forth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schwano
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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"What do you think I should spend on a brand new tennis racket?" asked my son.

I said, "Money."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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What’s the best time to practice racket sports?

Tennish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucasM__
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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I was at the park the other day

And I heard a bunch of yelling and grunting near the tennis court. I went over there and asked

"What's with all the racket?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leaderrzz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I picked up an electric bug zapper racket the other day. All you bad bugs beware...

...I just joined the SWAT team.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoccoRacer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2016
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CamelSandwich
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2016
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My wife wanted to join the local tennis club, but I told her it's just a big racket.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/splatula
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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when a dog barks loudly to keep intruders away from the house, it is creating a protection racket

think about that. your dog is the mafia now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/findanegg
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2017
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Accordion to a recent study, 90% of people didn’t realize

I put an instrument at the start of this sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/revaforce
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Handball is a quiet game...

It's like racquetball without the racket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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You gotta be careful getting into tennis, they have you buy a bunch of extra stuff you don’t need...

It’s a real racket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hi-Im-new-at-this
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Dad was making a racket in the basement today...

Dad was being awfully noisy knocking thing around in the basement.

I yelled down, "Dad! What are you up to??"

He replied, "Oh...about 5 foot 8!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/climb19
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2015
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Why did the tennis player go to jail

Racketeering

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lZombieChaserl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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I had a game of quiet tennis today

It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.

I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.

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I had a job designing ping pong paddles...

It wasn’t very challenging. After all, it wasn’t RACKET science.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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I visited a tennis equipment factory. The noise there was unbearable

They make a racket.

(Please no hate. Tennis jokes need love)

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sasherrrrz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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I bought some tennis shoes but they're absolutely useless.

Next time I'll just pay for a racket.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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My friend came over to my house for a drink late one night.

"Where's your wife?" he asked.

I said, "Oh, she's gone out to build tennis equipment with Danny."

"Do you really believe that? Danny doesn't even play tennis," he replied.

"Well," I replied. "She said they were going to make a racket."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Did you hear about the guy selling fake Wimbledon tickets?

It was a tennis racket

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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My son was being very noisy attaching cross-laced string to an oval frame. I had to tell him...

Stop making that racket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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A tennis coach was arrested not too long ago.

The charges were on racketeering.

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πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Did you hear about the Tennis Money Embezzlement Scheme?

Yeah, it was quite the racket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yergisgoingtodie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Why was the man who hung tennis equipment from his ears arrested?

He was found guilty of racket-ear-ring

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phunly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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I once got a job offer to work at a tennis sporting goods store.

But it was just a racket. 😞

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demaionewton
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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I use to visit my grandfather at a mental hospital....

One day I'm sitting talking to Gramps when another patient suddenly starts running around the room with his fists out in front of him as if riding a motorcycle, screaming "Braaaaaaaaaap, Braaaaap, Braaaaaaap." My Grandpa yells at him: "Goddamit Bill, Stop that!!!"

Me: I know right? The guy makes one hell of a racket!

Grandpa: I don't even mind the noise so much, its the damn smoke that gets to me!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2018
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In science class we were trying to put up a badminton net and no one seemed to understand how. It’s not like it’s rocket science

It’s Racket science!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InkleDoO
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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The illegal tennis equipment market was finally exposed.

Took a while to bust the racket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoHandedShanks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Why does the man want to buy nine rackets?

Cause tennis too many.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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Wanna know why I bought nine rackets?

Cause tennis too many.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CulturedGrass
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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I used to work in a factory making tennis equipment, but I got tired of all the racket.
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Why did the guy buy 5 rackets?

Because Tennis too many

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrogOnACouch
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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I had a game of quiet tennis today

It’s just like regular tennis but without the racket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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I had a game of quiet tennis today.

It's just like regular tennis but without the racket!

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Why shouldn’t you play tennis in a library?

Because it makes quite a racket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thespooksterman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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I had a game of quiet tennis today...

It’s just like regular tennis but without the racket...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2017
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Why was the tennis teacher mad at his student?

He caught him raising a racket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StevenBosc
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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It was very loud in the tennis product factory

They were making a racket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nzsmebanana
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2018
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I was offered a job at Wilson, but I'm not sure if I should take it or not..

I hear they make quite the Racket in the factory..

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