A list of puns related to "Punch (album)"
I bought my sister a copy of the album "Plans" by Death Cab For Cutie for her birthday.
She asked what I had gotten her, and all I said was, "Don't worry, I've got 'Plans' for you!"
I literally told her what her gift was and she had no idea! Except when I finally gave it to her, she got the joke and punched me. :(
Driving in the car on the way to the mall while listening to The Weeknd's new album when I turn and say:
Oh, I did a little research and discovered where he was born.
Her: Really? Where?
Me: A little place called Frisatsun.
Her: Where is that?
Me: it's on the weekend!
She punched me immediately.
*Edited for formatting
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