Got my sister a gift...

I bought my sister a copy of the album "Plans" by Death Cab For Cutie for her birthday.

She asked what I had gotten her, and all I said was, "Don't worry, I've got 'Plans' for you!"

I literally told her what her gift was and she had no idea! Except when I finally gave it to her, she got the joke and punched me. :(

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Got my wife good with this one.

Driving in the car on the way to the mall while listening to The Weeknd's new album when I turn and say:

Oh, I did a little research and discovered where he was born.

Her: Really? Where?

Me: A little place called Frisatsun.

Her: Where is that?

Me: it's on the weekend!

She punched me immediately.

*Edited for formatting

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