Scooby Dubai Do
One word
There was literally nothing Dubai.
Queen receives BJ
Because when John Cena visits UK, EU can't see him.
Ba dum tss
Think a glen.
He was a private tutor.
They took one of their prized possessions—The Star of The Empire, one of the worlds largest diamonds—to a famous yet discreet pawn shop outside of Las Vegas to ask for a loan.
The pawnbroker said "So I talked to my buddy who is an expert in diamonds to get his opinion. I can give you $200,000 for it."
Prince Harry said "You must be joking, I had this appraised at nearly 2 million pounds! Don't you know who I am, I'm a prince! My mother is Queen of The United Kingdom, Elizabeth II!!"
The pawnbroker said "$200k, take it or leave it. When you wish to pawn a star, makes no difference who you are..."
Long time fan, first time poster.
UNEEDCHEF
"Seriously, Wiz!"
the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Thank you and have a nice day.
Egyptian Transport Secretary: We need a new bus
He stalled for time.
Because they're so dodgy.
His reply: "Oh, I live in a state of Missouri."
To be honest, I'm not shedding any tears over it.
So today I’m wearing pants to take her to school.
Anaanymous
now i can't see Jack shit
It is my sinktuary
Momorial Day
Phillip the 3rd
He pled the fifth.
Dam right they are.
The were The Ruff Riders.
It just keeps Dublin and Dublin
but everyone was occupied
Q: how do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
A: first open the door next put the giraffe in
Q: how do you put an elephant in the fridge?
A: open the fridge take the giraffe out and put the elephant in there instead
Q: the king lion called a meeting with all the animals in the kingdom, one animal didn't come who was it?
A: it was the elephant because he was still in the fridge
Q: You need to cross a crocodile infested river but there is no bridge how do you get across?
A: you swim across the crocodiles are still at the meeting
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
The mantis, because they are always praying.
They were playing for keeps.
Crow-bars
It looks like I'm doing time
Black Friday
But I've seen stranger things.
But in the bathroom, European.
a JOINT taskforce!
Now a slice of pie in the United States will set you back $5
But in the Bahamas and Aruba you can buy that same slice of pie for just $1
Yep. Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
His reply: "Oh, I live in a state of Missouri."
She was a private tooter
