No idea if a subreddit exists for that, just a little game:Find the language that a line (10 pseudowords) imitate. Example : 10 - klingon (not used here).Should help be needed, you'll find in the spoiler below an alphabetical list of all mimicked languages.You may suggest your definitions for new words - have fun.
1: NEJŰSÉG KIINDES NYOZÓ DETT ATOTT JÓKÁRMANTÓ ODAKUKUCS FIRKÓZ LESSÉG CSINÁRI
2: ARRO ASPEZZI INSURPERO RASCORDO MIREBBE SCHIAMO STRIBUTA CONDULERIO AVERGELAVA AMMO
3: KENNINGLÁPTU ALMYNTBARINN UPPBÓTARRAR SEGLUNUM SÆKJALLAÐAR RÁNIÐUR SÓLUÐU OFREIÐA DRA PERUHÚS
4: CRINASSES IGNAIENT RESSES TRESTRAS CONCES DISAS EMPLIMONS DARTAGEASSE ORATIONS ENRUBEZ
5: YIĞI GURULMA BELKALAMARLI BUNCUMBUS GEÇLENME DOKURŞUN HARTOKSİZ MAHSİ CİHAKEİT ANASİP (whoops, used to be replaced by 2)
6: PROGAMONS CONCLIPSES PIADELIJK DOOLSTEN MODERHEID VERNS ONGERDEN GEHECS INSLUISDEN ONTLOGEN
7: NOḂAIRT SMAIDEAĊD ḞÒRLAM FORAN NEAĊD PEISE ḊÌLEACANAN ṪÀMAIḂ SIARAN ṀAS
8: REEXIUM ERUNTORIPTIS PERISTIVO MANASURORUM QUEFECULATUR MYTHICIARIER ADPRENTIS PRAECOMPEDAM CORRAM ADPRETIDAM
9: KSICHROTIVŮM CACHOVALY ZALY ASTRÝZNAMI VĚZŇUJU KRUŠUS VYSÍLÁNĚJI ZNEC VELEPTÁN SLUPERAFŮ
10: UNDANALICEA APĂSTĂ DETUNJIRE REÎNSOAICARE PARACANȚATĂ TRARE GARISITĂ CHIRARE OBLONȚINDU NEGARNĂ
11: ZUGKRÄFTSGER MANTENDE SCHARMEERER RUMBARER SIGEN BAPTESTER MANNUTZT HERS ENTESTER UNDREHEN
12: GRAÇAISCARIA SEMOS RECÍEIS ABUSCÁREI ROMANORADA LAMIGADA TORNÁVAM FURDÁSSE REZAGULÁREI ESCANIZADAS
13: INDSÆTNINGE SMÅL BAROKKETTEL ELEMSTILRÅDE UDBETROLET HENTUR BESKE PROTATER DATAMA LAPYK
14: CRYSED ASSAILAGES ADDIED ASTURES HOTOTTE RUBLING SKED MYELLAR RELICAL CINGS
15: ODCE ODROLUJĄCONĄ REWAJANYM GRUCIE FIOM SLAWIAŁAM CYKUWALE NIERZAŁ SITOWAŁEŚ WODZICZNY
16: HULIVERO TÄR PIKAAVOPUSU ÄYRÄ TOUVAIKAASU AMMAINEN HOHDUSTO LUOTTAJA KOSKELTIO VAIHERMA
17: OMBISK JUNKITETT STISK TIPPNADOPIG VOMI VÅGRÖNT TJUSDUN DIVSLUTJÄLP BOSKEL HÖTJÄLLD
18: MARE INJAMOS CENTUSAREIS ANDOLABEAN VELASTES HORIAIS RAPERIAN VERTARDEZ BITROLEROS DESADOR
19: MUNIVÅ HERDRAG ÅRGARANK FININGEN EKSPER MISFORYET UORMANNAVIS TILLØPEFIEN KONTORDNING SAUDIOTET
>!List of all used languages (NOT THE ACTUAL ORDER): CZECH DANISH DUTCH ENGLISH FINNISH FRENCH GERMAN HUNGARIAN ICELANDIC ITALIAN LATIN NORWEGIAN POLISH PORTUGUESE ROMANIAN SCOTTISH SPANISH SWEDISH TURKISH!<
Edit: clarity + Made with Python <3
He stood abrip the prouning wasions, his quarm dithely by his side. The nuouish bastrabot could hise and fourn all it wanted. His rectere would nown no felogy. In the darkened guncelawits the raliket lay ascoult, biding its time, waiting for the doesium that would call it forth. He was uniso forliatitive to have such a sonsih meembege for his ally. Winferlifterand was not for the weak.
I used a small set of pseudowords (below) in a psychology experiment, but I lost the citation. Any idea what the source might be of these pseudowords? Been googling for hours. Thanks!
hak, tep, gop, grix, plob, bub, ik, ag, stas, trum, frek
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Amy
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
I used a small set of pseudowords (below) in a psychology experiment, but I lost the citation. Any idea what the source might be of these pseudowords? Been googling for hours. Thanks!
hak, tep, gop, grix, plob, bub, ik, ag, stas, trum, frek
