Prude Puns

I said “father wow, on Sunday’s at mass you always seemed so prude and self-righteous”

he said “oh, no, sorry that’s just my altar ego”.

But he’s always like, “GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!”

When I asked him why, he said ‘because everyone on there sucks!’

They're also pun-ishingly bad! You should be pun-alized for it!

Edit: >!I normally don't do this but let me explain the joke/post. Please notice the pun-chline below the title.!<

>!The idea behind this post was to make a pun out of the controversial topic of this sub and nothing else.!<

>!I'm the "devil's advocate" when it comes to both sides. I love both SFW and NSFW dad jokes. Also, there are many prude cultures in the world where parents don't use NSFW jokes with their kids even as an adult so it makes sense why they won't think an NSFW joke is not a dad joke. Reddit is not limited to western culture.!<

Edit 2: A lot of people have been sharing links in this post. Don't click them. They might be scammers.

“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.”