All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
If there’s a king sized mattress and a queen sized mattress, where does the prince sleep?
One night I paid £20 to see Prince
But I partied like it was £19.99
Courtesy of my dad: You know Prince Charles used to be Prince Albert
until he got out of the can.
When the prince climbed up Rapunzel's hair and entered the tower
What did King Charles say to his brother Prince Andrew?
"I'm the king of the castle. And you're the dirty rascal".
What’s the proper way to greet an Arab prince?
What do you call a Saudi prince who sells nutritional supplements
What shampoo does Prince Charming use?
What do Prince Andrew, Black-Eyed Peas and Manchester United have in common?
They've all gone to pot since Fergie left
I was confused when my printer started playing music..
Until I realized the paper was jamming
I had a strawberry blueberry smoothie while listening to Prince.
I dropped it on the carpet, now I have a purple stain.
If the father of a prince is being anxious for his kingdom....
....would be be paniking....?
Did you hear about the prince who got turned into a toad?
He wanted to go infrognito.
Apparently Prince Andrew has covid, would jubeleeve it?
It can’t be covid 19 though, as it’s too old for him.
Prince Charles and Prince William go through constant training for their time on the throne.
But it’s really no surprise that Buckingham Palace has heir conditioning.
Can I get a little privacy here?
*takes a sip of royal-tea*
What’s the difference between a prince, an ape and Jada?
An heir apparent, hairy parents and apparently hairless
What do you say to a beautiful pumpkin?
Did you hear about the prince who plays poker on the toilet?
He always has a royal flush
Did you know that the actor who plays Vizzini from the Princes Bride is an antibiotic?
Reflecting on Prince Philip death, I was chatting with the Mrs and I said, I know I’m getting a little older, but I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.
She got up, unplugged my laptop and threw out my beer….
EDIT: Thanks for the kind awards... My first ever! ❤️
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the fresh prince
Why Was Pink Floyd So Disappointed When Prince Charles Farted?
Because they breathed, breathed in the heir.
Prince Hamlet was playing jeopardy
2B or !2B - is the question.
Dentist: "You need a crown."
Me: “Finally, someone who understands me."
I just asked my kids if they wanted to get something from Dairy King. They said that wasn't a thing! When I heard there was only a Dairy Queen I asked
Cher & Madonna got into a huge fight.
They’re no longer on first name basis.
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
Prince Andrew will beat all the charges against him.
Why is the Fresh Prince always drinking Protein Shakes?
Because as everyone knows, where there's a Will, there's a Whey
How can you tell when Prince Zuko is sick of his uncle's antics?
After I started having kids, I had to rename my dog Prince Harry
He’s a little less important after each birth.
What should you never say to an upset grammar nazi?
What's the difference between a beach ball and a prince?
One's thrown in the air, the other's heir to the throne.
Why did the king have his children executed?
Because he was splitting heirs.
I'll see myself out.
The King sleeps on the king sized bed, the Queen sleeps on the queen sized bed, so where does the Prince sleep?
Once, I paid $20 to see Prince in concert.
But I partied like it was $19.99.
One time I paid $20 to see Prince in concert
but I partied like it's $19.99.
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