Of course, french fries are far too posh for us, we only do chips!
An American, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, a Burmese, a Chinese, a Canadian, a Dutchman, a Dane, an Englishman, an Estonian, a German, a Japanese, a Korean, a Mexican, a Nepalese, a Pole, a Russian, and a Welshman all walk into a posh bar. The doorman says sorry, we have standards.
You canβt come in without a Thai.
What does a posh salad shout before it's eaten?
KELP!!!!!!
Posh Spices Hubby leaves the game of footy...
I guess he is going to "B***end*** it like Beckham!"
Went to a posh restaurant last night and the waiter asked if I wanted to hear the specials...
THIS TOWN AHHH AHHHH IS COMING LIKE A GHOST TOWN
Why is it pronounced Bri ish?
Because they drank the t.
what do people win at fancy grammar competitions
a posh trophy
I won first prize in the National Punctuation Society contest...
So they gave me a posh trophy.
Sporty Spice should be the godmother of Harry & Meghan's first child.
After all, it will be a scary posh ginger baby.
I won the punctuation competition when I was at school.
The prize was a solid gold punctuation mark.
They gave me a posh trophy.
What do you get grammar police for making detective?
A posh trophy case.
How would one spell that?
Mr Khan (thick accent): My name is Mr.Khan
Posh British Lady: And how would one spell that?
Mr Khan: The same way that two would!
(Just heard this gem on an episode of Citizen Khan)
