Of course, french fries are far too posh for us, we only do chips!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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An American, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, a Burmese, a Chinese, a Canadian, a Dutchman, a Dane, an Englishman, an Estonian, a German, a Japanese, a Korean, a Mexican, a Nepalese, a Pole, a Russian, and a Welshman all walk into a posh bar. The doorman says sorry, we have standards.

You can’t come in without a Thai.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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What does a posh salad shout before it's eaten?

KELP!!!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/count-buttula
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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Posh Spices Hubby leaves the game of footy...

I guess he is going to "B***end*** it like Beckham!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CAN_ZIGZAG
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2013
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Went to a posh restaurant last night and the waiter asked if I wanted to hear the specials...

THIS TOWN AHHH AHHHH IS COMING LIKE A GHOST TOWN

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Why is it pronounced Bri ish?

Because they drank the t.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grippin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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what do people win at fancy grammar competitions

a posh trophy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greeendino
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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Would you like some?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XLeoInTheDarkX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2016
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I won first prize in the National Punctuation Society contest...

So they gave me a posh trophy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KlimRous
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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Sporty Spice should be the godmother of Harry & Meghan's first child.

After all, it will be a scary posh ginger baby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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I won the punctuation competition when I was at school.

The prize was a solid gold punctuation mark.

They gave me a posh trophy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewargingned
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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What do you get grammar police for making detective?

A posh trophy case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themakeshfitman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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How would one spell that?

Mr Khan (thick accent): My name is Mr.Khan

Posh British Lady: And how would one spell that?

Mr Khan: The same way that two would!

(Just heard this gem on an episode of Citizen Khan)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jurgenwarmbrunn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2015
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What's the most expensive type of nut?

Cashews

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2015
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