A list of puns related to "Portugal"
Only Portu-geese.
Hi! I need some dad jokes about Portugal and/or Portuguese things in English. Please share and help. Thanks!
Portugoose.
Portu-geese.
"There's about to be a lot of shit happening right now"
"What happened"
"I'm going to the bathroom"
Portugeese.
Yup, it's full of Portugeese.
I miss pain.
That Costa them a goal!
Because they colonize.
So my English teacher is originally from India and we were talking about Sarees, those India dresses and my teacher says:
"I brought 6 Sarees into Portugal and I feel very sad about the fact that I never seem to find the opportunity to wear them."
And I respond:
"Oh.. I'm Saree to hear that."
Only one of my classmates undestood it off the bat, the others had a slow but explosive reaction.
So I was talking to my dad about a friend that was flying to Brazil for the holiday.
Me: Yea, he has to drive up to Montreal, fly to Miami for 2 hours and then catch a 8 hour flight to Brazil.
Dad: You know, thats a BRAZILian miles
We were watching the Germany-Portugal game yesterday. At some point, one of the Germans tries to score but misses.
Sister: "Damn, that was close."
Me: "No, that was MΓΌller, Klose is on the bench."
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