Why did Christopher Poole make 4chan?
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying in a pool of blood?
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︎ May 20 2021
I think I'll get a loan to buy a swimming pool
But I'm worried I'll be drowning in debt
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︎ May 22 2021
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
What do you call a pool party BBQ?
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︎ Apr 27 2021
How do you act big pimpin' at a pool party?
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︎ Apr 28 2021
What do you call a quadruple amputee in a pool?
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︎ Mar 18 2021
What is green and fuzzy and if it falls out a tree it'll kill you?
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︎ May 05 2021
How does Dolly Parton clean her swimming pools?
Chlorine, chlorine, chlorine, chlorineeeeeeeeeeee!
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︎ Feb 11 2021
A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation to build a community swimming pool.
So, I handed him a glass of water.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
One to make you scratch your pool noodle
Me: I think I'll take a dip in the pool.
Lifeguard: What ya got there?
Me: Hummus
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︎ Jan 09 2021
What game do chickens play in the pool?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Where does a pool table keep its money?
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︎ Feb 11 2021
The pool
On the titanic is still filled with water...
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Sometimes, when you find yourself walking through a shallow pool for no reason...
...you have to stop and ask yourself what youβre wading for...
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︎ Dec 09 2020
The cows on my dairy farm have all decided to form a new financial vehicle made up of a pool of money collected from many cows to invest in securities...
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︎ Nov 28 2020
The public pool sector must be taking a real dive right now
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︎ Oct 27 2020
What do you call an unvaccinated kids in a swimming pool?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
How do you get 100 rowdy Canadians out of the pool?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
I found what looked like a kitten frozen in my iced-over pool. I dug it out and let it defrost, it turned out to be a big squirrel.
I thought I thaw a pussycat.
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Somebody wrote a quote at the bottom of the pool.
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Jean Pool
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︎ Sep 16 2020
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs and heβs floating in your pool?
Bob.
(Itβs padreβs birthday and he just dug that one out of the depths of his memory...)
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︎ Jul 10 2020
See what I did there?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
No arms no legs
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs .....at your front door?
Matt
...in your swimming pool?
Bob
....in your mailbox?
Bill
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs who is popular with the boys?
Hedy
What do you call a woman with no arms and 1 leg?
Eileen
What do you call a Chinese woman with no arms and 1 leg?
Irene
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︎ Apr 28 2021
What do you call a woman balancing a pint of beer on her head playing pool?
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︎ Oct 26 2020
What do you call a security guard at a swimming pool?
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︎ Aug 02 2020
I recently had a fellow knocking door to door asking for donations for our local pool...
I was happy to give him a full glass of water to help!
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︎ Oct 07 2020
What do you call a guitar used to play pool?
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︎ Jul 18 2020
What do you call Hitler in a pool?
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︎ Sep 01 2020
The deepest swimming pool in the world
Is most likely on the Titanic
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︎ Oct 05 2020
Where do baby cats swim?
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︎ May 06 2021
Guess they will not be there for me in the pool
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︎ May 25 2020
A German built a swimming pool around his table.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
I was racking up to play pool with my son, and he said, βDo you wanna break?β
I said, βWe havenβt even started. How lazy are you?β
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︎ May 14 2020
Well I mean I would be mad...
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︎ Jun 10 2020
I was just chillin by the pool on the 4th of July with my 11 yr old. I told him I got a little Sun...
And then you had a growth spurt.
It took him a few minutes...
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︎ Jul 04 2020
Last night my wife threw me in the pool
I had some pretty wet dreams
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︎ Aug 09 2020
Swimming pool
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︎ Jan 10 2020
Some boy scouts came to our house today and asked for donations for a local community pool being built.
I went and got them a glass of water.
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︎ May 14 2020
Why did the elephants get kicked out of the swimming pool?
They couldn't keep their trunks up!
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Went to the swimming pool the other day and desperately need to pee so just peed in the pool
Got such a fright when the lifeguard blew his whistle that I nearly fell in..
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︎ Apr 25 2020
Why was the Queen in a hurry to get to the pool at Westminister?
She didn't want to be late for her chlorination.
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︎ Jul 05 2020
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
What do you call s man with no arms and legs in a swimming pool?
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︎ Jan 10 2021
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a pool?
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.
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︎ Sep 28 2020
A man knocked on my door today and asked for a small donation for the local swimming pool...
So I gave him a glass of water...
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What do you call Hitler in a pool?
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