Why did Christopher Poole make 4chan?

Seems like a moot point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randomosaur
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying in a pool of blood?

An ambulance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Happy_Each_Day
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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I think I'll get a loan to buy a swimming pool

But I'm worried I'll be drowning in debt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChromeKorine
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.

I gave him a glass of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RushilPc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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What do you call a pool party BBQ?

Swim meat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7Deadly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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How do you act big pimpin' at a pool party?

You turn the hose on...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrSanwich
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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What do you call a quadruple amputee in a pool?

Bob.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnbreakableHoe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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What is green and fuzzy and if it falls out a tree it'll kill you?

A pool table.

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How does Dolly Parton clean her swimming pools?

Chlorine, chlorine, chlorine, chlorineeeeeeeeeeee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doerofthings42
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation to build a community swimming pool.

So, I handed him a glass of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gr8prajwalb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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One to make you scratch your pool noodle

Me: I think I'll take a dip in the pool.

Lifeguard: What ya got there?

Me: Hummus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joel_sopp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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What game do chickens play in the pool?

Marco Pollo πŸ“

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cryvee
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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Where does a pool table keep its money?

In its pockets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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The pool

On the titanic is still filled with water...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h4ndSh4k
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Sometimes, when you find yourself walking through a shallow pool for no reason...

...you have to stop and ask yourself what you’re wading for...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sully1227
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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The cows on my dairy farm have all decided to form a new financial vehicle made up of a pool of money collected from many cows to invest in securities...

It's a mootual fund.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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The public pool sector must be taking a real dive right now
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ruzenu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What do you call an unvaccinated kids in a swimming pool?

Water polio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnblu5
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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How do you get 100 rowdy Canadians out of the pool?

You ask them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anddditburns
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I found what looked like a kitten frozen in my iced-over pool. I dug it out and let it defrost, it turned out to be a big squirrel.

I thought I thaw a pussycat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Somebody wrote a quote at the bottom of the pool.

It was deep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shieldedtoad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Jean Pool
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hound_O_Ulster
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs and he’s floating in your pool?

Bob.

(It’s padre’s birthday and he just dug that one out of the depths of his memory...)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QueenDip
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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See what I did there?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mister_Aitch
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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No arms no legs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs .....at your front door? Matt

...in your swimming pool? Bob

....in your mailbox? Bill

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs who is popular with the boys? Hedy

What do you call a woman with no arms and 1 leg? Eileen

What do you call a Chinese woman with no arms and 1 leg? Irene

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaterBoarder1969
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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What do you call a woman balancing a pint of beer on her head playing pool?

Beertrix potter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Folically-endowed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What do you call a security guard at a swimming pool?

The poolice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohhnoitsmeagain
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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I recently had a fellow knocking door to door asking for donations for our local pool...

I was happy to give him a full glass of water to help!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pyrojodge
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What do you call a guitar used to play pool?

A cue stick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lovepuns
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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What do you call Hitler in a pool?

Adolfin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3V1L420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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The deepest swimming pool in the world

Is most likely on the Titanic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Where do baby cats swim?

The kitty pool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kassinboots
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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Guess they will not be there for me in the pool
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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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A German built a swimming pool around his table.

Bad um Tisch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/treenaks
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I was racking up to play pool with my son, and he said, β€œDo you wanna break?”

I said, β€œWe haven’t even started. How lazy are you?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Well I mean I would be mad...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxDr-Beckyxx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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I was just chillin by the pool on the 4th of July with my 11 yr old. I told him I got a little Sun...

And then you had a growth spurt.

It took him a few minutes...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jvanzandd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Last night my wife threw me in the pool

I had some pretty wet dreams

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clubby_21
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Swimming pool
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMemeGod13
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Some boy scouts came to our house today and asked for donations for a local community pool being built.

I went and got them a glass of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B1gB0iM3ME
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the swimming pool?

They couldn't keep their trunks up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hardrockclassic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Went to the swimming pool the other day and desperately need to pee so just peed in the pool

Got such a fright when the lifeguard blew his whistle that I nearly fell in..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sardonicuis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Why was the Queen in a hurry to get to the pool at Westminister?

She didn't want to be late for her chlorination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Csteel97
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob

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What do you call s man with no arms and legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s_tormbringr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a pool?

Bob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuttsMcGee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.

I gave him a glass of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MANTRA2018
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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A man knocked on my door today and asked for a small donation for the local swimming pool...

So I gave him a glass of water...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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What do you call Hitler in a pool?

Adolfin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IEatSauce
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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