She's a little bit odd.
(This is my worst bad joke. Please enjoy.)
or you could start a cycle of apostrophe.
Wedaho
Octopusesβ¦. Because they are all heavily armed.
( and yes, that is the correct plural form⦠I had to look it up)
Do you know what a sarcasm is? Sarcasm in its singular form?
It is the gap that exists between the creator of sarcastic wit and those that don't get it.
A Sarchasm....
But we just say pennies because it makes more cents
Amen
Only word in English that is plural/masculine that if you add an 'S' becomes singular/feminine
(Sorry I don't have a pun to go with this, but I did tell this to my daughter yearons ago)
No, a prince
Fake Moos.
Run like crazy.
Dad: Mentos
He said "you're welcome."
Calztwo.
They're not bad, but they haven't had any gigs yet.
Octo 3.14
To cover his butt quack
While many believe that a pirateβs favorite letter is βRβ, His first love be the βCβ
It is, after all, the royal wee.β¬
Hot Cocoa! Duh!
My SO and I were wondering what the plural of tortoise was.
"Is it tortoises or tortae?" we asked, walking.
"We're in Mexico, it's tortilla."
Itβs an ancient rule with many inconsistencies.
As a matter of fact, i just joined this sub today! And a few minutes ago, my dad came with a dad joke... timing couldn't be better!
Background: Tomorrow i'm going to Italy on and exchange trip. The guy i'm going to live with is named Pepe. I explained to my dad that there is also this other Italian guy named Pepe, who one of my friends is going to stay with. And here comes the gold, my dad simply replied: "If they are together can you then call them Pepperoni?" And it get's even better! "Or maybe even better, you could call them Pepsi!"
I have to admit that the Pepsi one made me smile...
Babe & I tried to spice things up so as to improve our sex duration
But as a 2 mins guy I came on thyme, as usual
Because they are always up to something.
Theyβre such a moosance.
A radii.
It was spring.
They always threaten to use divorce.
My wife and I were driving by a Llama farm the other day.
Me: What's the plural of Llama?
Her: Wouldn't it be Llamas?
Me: Don't you mean lamaze?
Her: buries her face in her hands
Me: Just breathe.
He considers them to be the Axes of Evil.
My coworker mentioned he needed to get a quote for 400 mice(Computer mice).
Coworker: "I need to get a quote for these mice."
Me: "I can give you a quote for those mice."
Coworker: "Yeah?"
Me: "Squeak Squeak."
Coworker: *Sigh*
...but in case you don't:
that pronoun (1)
\ ΛtΝhat
, tΝhΙt
plural those\ ΛtΝhΕz
Definition of that
(Entry 1 of 5) 1a : the person, thing, or idea indicated, mentioned, or understood from the situation that is my father b : the time, action, or event specified after that I went to bed c : the kind or thing specified as follows the purest water is that produced by distillation d : one or a group of the indicated kind that's a catβquick and agile 2a : the one farther away or less immediately under observation or discussion those are maples and these are elms b : the former one 3a βused as a function word after and to indicate emphatic repetition of the idea expressed by a previous word or phrase he was helpful, and that to an unusual degree b βused as a function word immediately before or after a word group consisting of a verbal auxiliary or a form of the verb be preceded by there or a personal pronoun subject to indicate emphatic repetition of the idea expressed by a previous verb or predicate noun or predicate adjective is she capable? She is that
4a : the one : the thing : the kind : something, anything the truth of that which is true the senses are that whereby we experience the world what's that you say b those plural : some persons those who think the time has come
