I named my phone "The Titanic"

Now, every time I plug it into my computer it says: β€œThe Titanic is syncing”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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My dad got me with this one

I had my E-cigarette plugged into my computer to charge. He walks in and asked me if I was installing the latest nicotine patch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baronfleetmarron
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2017
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Anyone know how to make an iPhone float?

Whenever I plug it into my computer it starts syncing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatKipp
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2016
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My mother isn't usually the dadjoke type...

We're on our way to replace my laptop charger, which overheated and completely fizzled out last night. She's asking me if I can check if it's properly dead or not my plugging it back into my laptop. I'm afraid that the brick is burnt through, which would overload my computer.

"No, Umma. What would I do if my computer starts to fry?"

Completely straightfaced, she mimics holding a spatula and deadpans, "Flip it over."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JeremyJustin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2014
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