Why are bird pluckers so cool?

They know how to get down.

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👤︎ u/Brewchacki
📅︎ Oct 06 2017
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The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.

I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.

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👤︎ u/_kefir
📅︎ Mar 01 2020
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My wife was picking feathers off my sweater...

and turns to me and asked, "have you been cheating on me with a bird?"

So I look at her right in the eye and said, "I swear... It was just a peck on the cheek."

She almost kicked me out of the house.

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📅︎ Nov 20 2014
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