A list of puns related to "Ples"
Business has been Brisk, baby!
Purr-ple.
Urine trouble.
I bought some guitar picks for my partner's belated bday and I want to have some musical puns engraved on them. I don't know enough about music to do a good job. I need puns that play on musical theory or musical notes, method, whatever... Anything that's more clever than "I pick you", which I think is cute but also underwhelming. These are guitar picks though, so short and simple are best. NSFW acceptable. PLE ASE HALP!!!
A friend of mine broke her foot. She is wearing a boot now. Any jokes you have about broken feet or boots would be great.
Here are the ones I've been using:
-See you next fall
-I need to step up my jokes
-I heard you joined a gang...the Crip ples...
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