How do you kill a BLUE elephant?

Shoot it with a BLUE elephant gun. How do you kill a PINK elephant? . . . . Hold it's nose until it turns blue then shoot it with a BLUE elephant gun.

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This is a series of dad jokes that all relate to each other and form a dad joke story so bear with me.

How do you kill a blue elephant? (How?) With a blue elephant gun.

How you you kill a pink elephant? (With a pink elephant gun?) No, you hold its trunk til it turns blue then shoot it with the blue elephant gun

Why do elephants paint their toenails red? (No clue...?) So they can hide in cherry trees

Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? (Of course not) Then clearly it works

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How do you kill a blue elephant?

Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Squeeze itโ€™s trunk until it turns blue, and then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Blue Elephant Gun

Person1: How do you kill a Blue Elephant?

Person2: I don't know

P1: With a Blue Elephant gun, how do you kill a Pink Elephant?

P2: With a ponk Elephant gun?

P1: No, you pinch it's nose until it turns blue and kill it with a Blue Elephant gun.

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How do you kill a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a pink elephant?

You strangle it until it turns blue, and then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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