A chameleon went to the doctor and said he was having trouble changing his colors. The doctor did some tests and called the chameleon. He informed the chameleon that unfortunately he was suffering from...

a-reptile-disfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Murdock431
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/always-paranoid
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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What are the two states of a chameleon?

Chameleon and chameleoff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/southpolebrand
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling some really excellent jokes. I turned to the local tribesman and said "that lizard is really funny!" The tribesman replied "that's not a lizard... he's a stand up chameleon"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnster1991
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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What did the chameleon who came into contact with a brand new rocky environment think?

"Colour me intrigued."

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2016
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Did you head about the chameleon who couldn’t change color?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rk6615
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn’t change colors?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shabbos_roller
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paturious
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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Did ya hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boiboiboi21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Why couldn’t the chameleon change color? Because he had irreptile dysfunction.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/waterydrain
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

It had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colors?

It had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlormRax
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldnt change colors?

He suffered from a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D__Ross
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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How come the chameleon couldn’t change colors?

Reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tdmd
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colors?

Turns out he had a reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kchristy86
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2018
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Why couldn't the chameleon change colour?

... because it had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/helloinvader
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2016
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Why couldn't the chameleon change colors?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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Have you heard about the chameleon that couldn't change colors?

He had e-reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmoristVereor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2017
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change colors?

He had a reptile disfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beatminerz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2015
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change colors?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/10247bro
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2015
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why couldn't the chameleon change colors?

he had a reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeffmacentire
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2015
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