Did you hear about the attorney that died at Phelps and Phelps?

The others were feeling Phelpless.

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👤︎ u/xray31
📅︎ Jun 02 2017
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Why did Michael Phelps come out of retirement?

Because he phelp like it.

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👤︎ u/HanSmolo
📅︎ Apr 14 2014
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Wife says "let's not get high blood pressure, that's nothing to mess with it causes strokes"

To which I responded "Poor Michael Phelps". She said, "Why". "All those strokes" I replied with a huge grin.

Something different happened this time...instead of "UGGGGHHHHH" she snorted, laughed uncontrollably, and said "well I walked right only that..."

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👤︎ u/rabidfaux
📅︎ Dec 10 2016
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