Pet Rock Puns

Why do people take rocks for granited?

I just hope mine doesn't dieorite.

You hit rock bottom!

Sorry....🙄

My fault, I took him for granite.

It gets a year bolder....

But it has too much sedimental value

It was a crushing experience.

I have a pet rock but he's really hit rock bottom he has also got into rock and roll music and I think rocks but lately he has put on a stone or two so he get karma it would rock his world

So, I work with a woman named Libby who is finally retiring in two days. It's no secret that she has a crush on Dwayne Johnson, so as a parting gift/joke some other coworkers bought a figurine, a wall poster, and a life-size cardboard cutout of him and put them at her desk.

When I was visiting her, her manager swung by to see her 'guest,' and he asked if the celebrity was going to be staying in the office. Libby said "Oh no no--he's coming home with me!" He says, "Huh. I thought the pet rock fad died out thirty years ago."

He tried to play it cool, but it was pretty easy to tell that he was absolutely tickled with himself.

you hit rock bottom

You hit rock bottom.

You hit rock bottom.

You hit rock bottom

you hit rock bottom.