Pester Puns

I may have encountered some punintended consequences.

I think it’s just all in her head

(I can’t believe it took me this long to find this subreddit, I love it! BTW first attempt at a dad joke!)

Annoying

I gently told him "No" at least 6 times, and finally we were at the register. My wife was checking us out, and he asks again.

Me: "Son, if you ask for one more piece of candy, I'm going to go back in time and take away the candy you had yesterday."

He stopped asking.

My oldest son looks at me defiantly and says, "Okay, do it to me!"

{ thinks for a second }

Me: "Fine. Do you remember that Snickers bar you had yesterday?"

Oldest looks confused and says, "What?? I didn't have a Snickers bar yesterday!"

Me: "Exactly."

I pat him on the back as he processes, and we exit the store.

There was a Scottish man wearing a kilt and a curious girl who kept asking the man what was under his kilt, finally after the constant pestering the man lifted his kilt.

Girl: Oh god that's gruesome

Man: Do you want to see it again? I think it gruesome-more.

Oh god why pop why?

My nephew ran off to play, then came back to pester me. Me: "Oh no, you're back!" Father-in-law: "And his front too!" I chuckled, so I guess I'm ready to be a dad.