Payback Puns

I hate mullets and I told her if she did I was gonna grow a rat-tail as payback

She said, “You can’t!”

“I will!”

“But that’s rat-tail-iation!”

PS: this actually happened and I’m in love with her

She walked up to me, hands behind her back..

"Check it out, dad! This is really funny looking!"

"What? Lemme see..."

And the little shit holds up a mirror to my face, giggling her head off.

Payback is a bitch, little girl....

A PURRder @ -@ . . . . (help im new here aaaa)

It was Stollen.

Why do we always get hurt when we fall down and hit the ground?

It’s payback for all the times we’ve hit the road, beaten the trail, and pounded the pavement.

(I thinks is is pretty bad, but dad’s saying that I could never make a joke when I tell him. Please prove him wrong.)

It was payback for the last movie we watched together...