I boasted to my son, "Did you know scientists discovered that the brains of male parents irreversibly change after their first child was born?" He rolled his eyes and ignored me, but I carried on...

"They become brain-dad!"

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My wife told me that I did not love any of her relatives...

I told her that is not true. I said, "I love your mother-in-law and father-in-law much more than I love mine."

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📅︎ Aug 29 2021
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