Hola! Estoy haciendo un trabajo de investigacion para la facu sobre el Delta del Paraná, y me serviría un montón si me pueden contar su experiencia con los incendios para incluirlo en el trabajo (si viven cerca). Puede ser algo respecto alguna consecuencia del humo en su salud, alguna imposibilidad que provoque en sus vida o lo que se les ocurra!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
List of major swamps
Africa
- Bangweulu Swamps, Zambia
- Mare aux Songes, Mauritius*
- Niger Delta, Nigeria
- Okavango Swamp, Botswana[22][23]
- Sudd, South Sudan
Asia
- Asmat Swamp, Indonesia
- Candaba Swamp in Apalit and Candaba, Pampanga and Pulilan, Bulacan, Philippines
- Mangrove Swamp in Karachi, Pakistan
- Myristica Swamp in Western Ghats, India
- Ratargul Swamp Forest in Sylhet, Bangladesh
- Sundarbans in India and Bangladesh[30]
- Vasyugan Swamp, Russia
Australia
- Coomonderry Swamp
North America
- Atchafalaya National Wildlife Refuge, Louisiana, United States
- Big Cypress National Preserve, Florida, United States
- Barley Barber Swamp, Florida, United States
- [Cache River](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cache_River
