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Rock pay for scissors.
This is less a joke more of an anecdote.
My wife was looking for a box to store cookie cutters for her cookie business she's trying to start.
My 3yr old picks up a small box maybe a picture frame came in. I've stepped on and tripped on all week. It's slightly mangled and says to my wife:
Here's a box, and she says that one won't work it's too small.
He says: no it'll work. Look at the lid, it even shuts.
Then she said no it's too small.
And he says: it is red and it has this piece of paper, and it will shut.
Then he brings it to her before she can interject and says: here try it, you'll like it...
And by damn she made those cookie cutters fit... But that really nice lid won't shut because it's too small.
Is there a lemon law with 3 year olds?
(Note my 3 year old really talks like that, our 4 year old didn't but this kid has been talking full sentences since he was 18 months old.)
I can't tell you how many times he trolls me better than the best Reddit troll. I'm so proud. Lol
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