My final work dad joke

I always include a dad joke on the schedule for my employees (which this sub helps out with when I can't think of one, thank you). Next Friday is my last day, and this is the last schedule I'm sending to them. We work in a bookstore, and my final, cringe inducing joke to them is:

After careful consideration, I've decided to leave my job at the bookstore. It's time to turn the page to a new chapter in my life

Pretty bad even by my standards, but it felt right.

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📅︎ Mar 01 2022
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