POST (HTTP) Puns

apparently the paper was jamming.

Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..

Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.

She said how do you know he was headed to work?

My dad asked, "so you like both men and women?"

I responded with, "yeah, but I'm not seeing anyone right now"

He said, "so you must be on stand-bi"

They store it in dad-a-base.

She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"

https://i.imgur.com/wve7RaB.jpg

New to this subreddit. I know the point of this thing is to share funny jokes, but since I'm a newbie I hope you'll allow me this one opportunity to make a serious but friendly PSA: If you're lucky enough to have a father, don't take him for granted. Even when they scold or punish you, trust their judgement, it's likely for good reason even if you can't see it at the time. When I was a child I narrowly avoided a horrific accident in which 4 of my friends were electrocuted at a playground we used to play on every day after school. I used to hate my old man for being so strict and disciplining me when all of my friends got to run wild, but if it weren't for him I definitely would have been electrocuted too that day. But I wasn't. I was grounded.

I searched for lighters but ti only came up whith 14,852 matches

Hoof Hearted

Look it up. I can’t post the link but you’ll love it

So I figured I'd get a good picture seated in here.

Because communication is key

Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit

In medieval times, people were named Lance a lot

In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

Hopefully this post is allowed. 5 or so years ago, I decided to post puns that I either came up with or enjoyed a lot. My goal was to make it easy to find puns based on a topic or subject. So I heavily tagged all of the entries with relevant information. I've consistently uploaded new puns on at least a weekly basis, but usually every 3 days.

I've amassed a large collection that I've decided to open source. I've dumped my database into a JSON file that is open and free to use (with proper attribution).

Let me know what you think!
https://punatorium.com/opun

Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.

He posted some other dumb joke on Facebook and this happened lol

https://i.redd.it/vrrnd0bt6ca41.jpg

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Edit: Winner:- https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/knrrk1/rpuns_best_of_2020_nomination_thread/ghx6xyy

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Because they had a fight and 2021

I said “No sun”

different

I don’t know if I am allowed to post this but I just made a dad joke generator. Hope you guys like it. If I am breaking the rule, please let me know I don’t mind withdrawing the post. Here’s the link:

https://kiranojhanp.github.io/random-joke-generator/

Feefiphobia.

Joke by Mark Rosewater.

https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/ii7t65/his_jokes_arent_always_bad/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/iq10o0/please_no_dad_dont_do_it_in_public_places/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

https://i.imgur.com/Yhvqjov.gifv

I can’t believe I’ve been pronouncing it wrong all this time.

Edit: this joke was straight up stolen from professional comedian Nick Nemeroff. I heard it on the radio so I didn’t have his name handy and thought it was awesome for this sub and had to post it before I forgot it. Thanks to Nick for commenting here below so that I could give him credit.

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Remind them to use the [spoiler] tag. Some of us haven’t read the book.

... so they can beat the crowds!

Edit: Wow, this is now my second highest upvoted post ever, and it's not even my own joke! Totally should have credited the video I saw this in: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/h8btkp/protester_has_a_joke_for_the_police_officers/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Thanks for the laughs and great comment threads, Reddit :)

Why are pirates bad for a pandemic?

Because they keep raising the Arrr number!

(my first dadjokes post!)

Because 10+10 is 20 and 11+11 is 20 too

https://i.imgur.com/CJaxoIO.jpg