Would better fit here, original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LatcuTM
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Would better fit here, [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
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Forgive me lord, for the source is https://www.facebook.com/1091662394221761/posts/2613451882042797/
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocozuBR
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we do have a lot off different technology. https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/bu0yuo/we_have_devices_that_can_see_through_flesh_and/ on this post
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucas1006
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It was about rape so the pun is better. Original post https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/bq2qvn/peta_parent_freaks_out_at_my_animal_abusing_ways/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFluDisease
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This is from this post https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/aiapcz/woow_photoshop_is_amazing/?utm_source=reddit-android
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This post is LIT
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaldingSnail
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I was wondering why music was coming from my printer...

apparently the paper was jamming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheepery
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Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing?

Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..

Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.

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I told my wife I saw a deer on the way to work.

She said how do you know he was headed to work?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
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A Bishop's Twitter Post
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealAjmera
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I told my parents I was bisexual

My dad asked, "so you like both men and women?"

I responded with, "yeah, but I'm not seeing anyone right now"

He said, "so you must be on stand-bi"

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You want to know where dads store all the dad jokes?

They store it in dad-a-base.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
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I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"

She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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Low Effort Post

https://i.imgur.com/wve7RaB.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LAHAROFDEATH
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I apologise if this isn't allowed.

New to this subreddit. I know the point of this thing is to share funny jokes, but since I'm a newbie I hope you'll allow me this one opportunity to make a serious but friendly PSA: If you're lucky enough to have a father, don't take him for granted. Even when they scold or punish you, trust their judgement, it's likely for good reason even if you can't see it at the time. When I was a child I narrowly avoided a horrific accident in which 4 of my friends were electrocuted at a playground we used to play on every day after school. I used to hate my old man for being so strict and disciplining me when all of my friends got to run wild, but if it weren't for him I definitely would have been electrocuted too that day. But I wasn't. I was grounded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoThruTrucks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Ebay is so useless

I searched for lighters but ti only came up whith 14,852 matches

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatooftheabys
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Greatest name of a race horse ever

Hoof Hearted

Look it up. I can’t post the link but you’ll love it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManCaveGamer2
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Saw this on r/unexpected, thought it was funny so here we are :) I’ll be sure to add the link to the OG post in the comments incase you wanna see it
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I'm really tired of seeing just text posts here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/acherem13
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If you have ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly

Because communication is key

Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chizhi1234
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A classic (don't know if its been posted or not)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Haady_B
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Now days, people don't use the name Lance very often

In medieval times, people were named Lance a lot

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Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).

In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BillyBob_TX
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OPun (Open source Puns) database from my site released

Hopefully this post is allowed. 5 or so years ago, I decided to post puns that I either came up with or enjoyed a lot. My goal was to make it easy to find puns based on a topic or subject. So I heavily tagged all of the entries with relevant information. I've consistently uploaded new puns on at least a weekly basis, but usually every 3 days.

I've amassed a large collection that I've decided to open source. I've dumped my database into a JSON file that is open and free to use (with proper attribution).

Let me know what you think!
https://punatorium.com/opun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dabberzx3
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It really is though
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What's the longest word in the English language?

Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
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Got my dad today :)

He posted some other dumb joke on Facebook and this happened lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zerosuitsalmon
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Just another overly dramatic post.

https://i.redd.it/vrrnd0bt6ca41.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
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Egyptian blog post
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Why was this post removed?
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/r/puns best of 2020 nomination thread!

Edit: Winner:- https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/knrrk1/rpuns_best_of_2020_nomination_thread/ghx6xyy

Welcome to /r/puns bestof 2020 nomination thread! A chance to win reddit premium.

Comment below the links of posts/comments that were exceptional.

  • Post/comment must have been made in the year 2020.

  • Anybody can nominate.

  • One person can nominate maximum of 1 post or comment.

Prizes:

1 month reddit premium (no ads on your feed) and access to the reddit lounge to the exceptional post/comment.

Note: The person who nominates will also get award if the post they nominate is good. (Very likely you will get it :)

All the best!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
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Why was 2019 afraid of 2020

Because they had a fight and 2021

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ramzee24
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My son asked if I could tell him what a solar eclipse is

I said β€œNo sun”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? (Punchline is different)

different

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamerx1353
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I made a dad joke generator

I don’t know if I am allowed to post this but I just made a dad joke generator. Hope you guys like it. If I am breaking the rule, please let me know I don’t mind withdrawing the post. Here’s the link:

https://kiranojhanp.github.io/random-joke-generator/

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What do you call a fear of giants?
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Because I am not allowed to post media

https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/ii7t65/his_jokes_arent_always_bad/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dark_boy_vasu
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Found this post and I just can't stop laughing (LINK BELOW)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HydropowerEnergy
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[This post has been Removed]

https://i.imgur.com/Yhvqjov.gifv

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I got some devastating news from the hospital today. My dad was pronounced dead.

I can’t believe I’ve been pronouncing it wrong all this time.

Edit: this joke was straight up stolen from professional comedian Nick Nemeroff. I heard it on the radio so I didn’t have his name handy and thought it was awesome for this sub and had to post it before I forgot it. Thanks to Nick for commenting here below so that I could give him credit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
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An open letter to the mods of r/dadjokes:

C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkRedditBot
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If anyone on Facebook posts β€œHe has risen”

Remind them to use the [spoiler] tag. Some of us haven’t read the book.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justainsel
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Why do riot police arrive early to the protests?

... so they can beat the crowds!

Edit: Wow, this is now my second highest upvoted post ever, and it's not even my own joke! Totally should have credited the video I saw this in: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/h8btkp/protester_has_a_joke_for_the_police_officers/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Thanks for the laughs and great comment threads, Reddit :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Row199
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Why are pirates bad for a pandemic?

Why are pirates bad for a pandemic?

Because they keep raising the Arrr number!

(my first dadjokes post!)

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Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same

Because 10+10 is 20 and 11+11 is 20 too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/torrenter_11
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This sub is going downhill
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