A list of puns related to "POST (HTTP)"
apparently the paper was jamming.
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..
Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.
She said how do you know he was headed to work?
My dad asked, "so you like both men and women?"
I responded with, "yeah, but I'm not seeing anyone right now"
He said, "so you must be on stand-bi"
They store it in dad-a-base.
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
https://i.imgur.com/wve7RaB.jpg
New to this subreddit. I know the point of this thing is to share funny jokes, but since I'm a newbie I hope you'll allow me this one opportunity to make a serious but friendly PSA: If you're lucky enough to have a father, don't take him for granted. Even when they scold or punish you, trust their judgement, it's likely for good reason even if you can't see it at the time. When I was a child I narrowly avoided a horrific accident in which 4 of my friends were electrocuted at a playground we used to play on every day after school. I used to hate my old man for being so strict and disciplining me when all of my friends got to run wild, but if it weren't for him I definitely would have been electrocuted too that day. But I wasn't. I was grounded.
I searched for lighters but ti only came up whith 14,852 matches
Hoof Hearted
Look it up. I canβt post the link but youβll love it
Because communication is key
Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit
In medieval times, people were named Lance a lot
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
Hopefully this post is allowed. 5 or so years ago, I decided to post puns that I either came up with or enjoyed a lot. My goal was to make it easy to find puns based on a topic or subject. So I heavily tagged all of the entries with relevant information. I've consistently uploaded new puns on at least a weekly basis, but usually every 3 days.
I've amassed a large collection that I've decided to open source. I've dumped my database into a JSON file that is open and free to use (with proper attribution).
Let me know what you think!
https://punatorium.com/opun
Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.
He posted some other dumb joke on Facebook and this happened lol
https://i.redd.it/vrrnd0bt6ca41.jpg
Edit: Winner:- https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/knrrk1/rpuns_best_of_2020_nomination_thread/ghx6xyy
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Because they had a fight and 2021
I said βNo sunβ
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I donβt know if I am allowed to post this but I just made a dad joke generator. Hope you guys like it. If I am breaking the rule, please let me know I donβt mind withdrawing the post. Hereβs the link:
https://kiranojhanp.github.io/random-joke-generator/
Feefiphobia.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/ii7t65/his_jokes_arent_always_bad/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
https://i.imgur.com/Yhvqjov.gifv
I canβt believe Iβve been pronouncing it wrong all this time.
Edit: this joke was straight up stolen from professional comedian Nick Nemeroff. I heard it on the radio so I didnβt have his name handy and thought it was awesome for this sub and had to post it before I forgot it. Thanks to Nick for commenting here below so that I could give him credit.
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Remind them to use the [spoiler] tag. Some of us havenβt read the book.
... so they can beat the crowds!
Edit: Wow, this is now my second highest upvoted post ever, and it's not even my own joke! Totally should have credited the video I saw this in: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/h8btkp/protester_has_a_joke_for_the_police_officers/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Thanks for the laughs and great comment threads, Reddit :)
Why are pirates bad for a pandemic?
Because they keep raising the Arrr number!
(my first dadjokes post!)
Because 10+10 is 20 and 11+11 is 20 too
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