Took me a while to figure this out - I'm an oxy-moron.
After I spilled red sauce on my shirt, my son brought over a bottle of bleach and told me,
“Don’t worry. Everything is going to be all white.”
You need to be smart to do laundry.
Otherwise you're an Oxi-moron.
What brand detergent does a recovered opioid addict use?
Oxy-Clean
What do you call a jumbo shrimp with multiple wives?
An oxy-mormon
Guy takes a pill
He says "that's good shit"
Buddy says "that's an oxy, moron"
[Request] Trying to come up with punny names for a host at a zombie room escape.
He's an assistant to the room's zombie, a neurosurgeon named Dr. Oxy.
