New report indicates widespread overheating at an alarming rate, mainly in stadiums

Must be the lack of fans.

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👤︎ u/Loosebutt
📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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Stadiums across the country are experiencing severe overheating

Experts say its the lack of fans.

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👤︎ u/Loosebutt
📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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Is anyone else worried about all these basketball players overheating during the NCAA tournament.

You know, since they're playing without the fans.

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📅︎ Mar 12 2020
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What do you call an overheated Dauchsund sitting on a rabbit?

A hot dog on a bun.

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My mother isn't usually the dadjoke type...

We're on our way to replace my laptop charger, which overheated and completely fizzled out last night. She's asking me if I can check if it's properly dead or not my plugging it back into my laptop. I'm afraid that the brick is burnt through, which would overload my computer.

"No, Umma. What would I do if my computer starts to fry?"

Completely straightfaced, she mimics holding a spatula and deadpans, "Flip it over."

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Not in the typical dad joke style, but here's my dad's sense of humor.

We both work at a university caught in the midst of this cold front. I'm in admissions and he's the supervisor in the on campus power/heat plant.

"Dad, can you turn up the heat a little bit? The rest of campus is freezing."

"The dilithium crytals are overheating. She can't take anymore, captain."

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