It’s so chilly out, it’s spicy.
She'd just put some chops on.
I guess she is more of a house cat
All the crows were just sitting in my tree...
The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
I probably should have worn pants, too.
I don’t know who made it or who put it there, but the craftsmanship is amazing.
"...mountains peak!"
It was heartbreaking, she was working at her second job. It’s depressing that teachers are so underpaid and unappreciated. So I gave her an extra $50 for the lap dance.
Because it’s 2’s day
Wife: if I go out side and all our mugs are on the grass I'm leaving you Dad: (sips his coffee from a bowl)
one of them had a stroke... the other couldn't reach
She'd heard there would be some change in the weather.
When I told my dad he said "Must have been a steak out"
