My university's Archery Club asks for an original joke in it's application form ... I think I'm way ahead of the curve to become a dad

My application reads: Why did the German archer refuse to adopt the Euro?

...

Because he missed his mark.

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👤︎ u/terb3ar
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How many germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (Credit to u/Tolstoy_mc)

At least 500 bureaucrats, 70 pages of A4 to three different administrations (by post or fax). A technician (Polish) will be dispatched in 6-12 weeks between 0700 and 1900. Please be available during this time. €470,00.--

We couldn't change the bulb because we only do E47 class bulbs, if you have E53 class bulbs then you need to file an Anlage (kse) in addition to the original application. No, it can not added retroactively because the technician has already been dispatched.

It's your responsibility to have known this.

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Dadjoke Daughter Torture 3: Still the D.A.D.

Part 3.

Credit to the original submitters where applicable. Thanks, dads. Credit to my daughter for being amazing.

Part 1 and part 2

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👤︎ u/geoffevans
📅︎ Feb 02 2017
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applying for a job at a golf course (x-post from r/golf)

https://i.imgur.com/UivGmJ8.jpg

(original)

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