Why did somebody steal an orca from sea world?
They were tired of living life without a porpoise.
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Orca Winfrey.
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︎ Nov 28 2021
Why did the orca cross the road?
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︎ Oct 24 2021
What did the orca say when he went to the doctor?
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︎ Jul 14 2021
Why was the orca whale hungry?
His life just didn't feel very porpoise full
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︎ Nov 03 2021
Did you hear about the orca who got changed into a sardine by Neptune?
I hope he gets whale soon.
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︎ Oct 04 2021
Why did the blind seal get eaten by the orca?
Because he couldnβt see that whale
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︎ Apr 22 2020
What do orca whales at sea world use to wash themselves?
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︎ Aug 10 2020
Prince Charles was mistaken for a collection of orca paintings.
He is the prints of whales.
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Orca joke
What did baby Orca's parents say when she brought home straight A's on her report card?
(Smh lol)
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"Whale done"
Wa wa wah wahhhhhhh
Happy Friday team!
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An Orca was questioned by the cods about a potential murder.
But he didn't admit to anything. His lips were sealed. https://imgur.com/ogcyNTN
(My dad came up with this one on the fly when we visited Monterey when I was a kid).
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Why did the orca go to the optometrist?
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︎ Apr 27 2017
A blind man fell in the orca tank at the aquarium!
He couldn't see that whale...
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︎ May 22 2017
Do you know what's great about Orcas?
They do a killer whale impression.
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︎ Dec 26 2022
What do you call a group of orcas on stage?
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︎ Nov 09 2022
Why are orcas such amazing hunters and killers?
Cause you are what you eat and they eat navy seals π¦
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︎ Dec 22 2022
What do you call a bunch of whales singing?
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︎ Dec 04 2022
What do you call a group of killer whales?
An orca-stra, that's what.
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︎ Feb 12 2023
If a bunch of orcs got together
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︎ Jan 25 2023
Orcas are love spouting and accepting homosexuwhales
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︎ Dec 21 2020
What do you call a band of ocean creatures
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︎ Nov 26 2022
Does this joke work outside of the UK?... How does an Englishman get two whales in a mini?
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︎ Aug 28 2022
What did the dolphin say to the three Orcas?
"Whale, whale, whale..."
Edit: Today I was reminded Orcas aren't whales...
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Why was the Killer Whale symphony so popular?
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︎ Aug 14 2022
What is the most boring fish out there?
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︎ May 30 2022
what do you call it when killer whales play music together?
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︎ Aug 27 2022
Update on pun request for Orcas, Opinions needed!
So Iβve been writing a paper about how Seaworld should not be keeping their orcas in captivity. Should the title be:
βSeaworldβs Porpoise; Where Happiness Tanksβ
or
βThanks, but No Tanksβ
Feel free to help me come up with some variation if you donβt like either. (:
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︎ Jan 30 2018
Where do whales wait?
At the whale-way station.
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︎ Aug 25 2022
I heard a group of ocean fish singing...
It was a great orca-pella group
[OC]
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︎ Jul 14 2022
Continuing on the whale theme, what do you get when a bunch of orcas congregate under a full moon?
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︎ Mar 28 2019
What style of music ocean creatures like the most?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Where do whales go when they need braces?
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︎ Feb 18 2022
How do we save the orcas in Sea World?
Through the underground whale road
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︎ Jun 28 2016
I don't think the author even realized what they did! Context: the article is about killer whales attacking boats.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Overruled.
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︎ Feb 01 2019
Have you heard about the musically talented new group of whales??
People are saying theyβre the next big Orca-stra!
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︎ Apr 17 2022
I do a great Killer Whale impression...
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︎ Jun 26 2017
Which is the oldest animal on the earth ?
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Was watching a nature show about whales.
How do the Orcas know how to hunt together?
They must orca-strate it.
Groans from around the room.
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︎ Apr 26 2021
What talent do orcas have?
They do a killer whale impression
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︎ Jan 12 2023
What do you call a group of killer whales playing musical instruments?
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What do you call a group of musical whales?
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︎ Sep 24 2019
What do you call a bunch of whales that play instruments?
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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?
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