Why did somebody steal an orca from sea world?
They were tired of living life without a porpoise.
Why did the orca cross the road?
What did the orca say when he went to the doctor?
Why was the orca whale hungry?
His life just didn't feel very porpoise full
Did you hear about the orca who got changed into a sardine by Neptune?
I hope he gets whale soon.
Why did the blind seal get eaten by the orca?
Because he couldn’t see that whale
What do orca whales at sea world use to wash themselves?
Prince Charles was mistaken for a collection of orca paintings.
He is the prints of whales.
Orca joke
What did baby Orca's parents say when she brought home straight A's on her report card?
(Smh lol)
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"Whale done"
Wa wa wah wahhhhhhh
Happy Friday team!
An Orca was questioned by the cods about a potential murder.
But he didn't admit to anything. His lips were sealed. https://imgur.com/ogcyNTN
(My dad came up with this one on the fly when we visited Monterey when I was a kid).
Why did the orca go to the optometrist?
A blind man fell in the orca tank at the aquarium!
He couldn't see that whale...
Do you know what's great about Orcas?
They do a killer whale impression.
What do you call a group of orcas on stage?
Why are orcas such amazing hunters and killers?
Cause you are what you eat and they eat navy seals 🦭
What do you call a bunch of whales singing?
What do you call a group of killer whales?
An orca-stra, that's what.
If a bunch of orcs got together
Orcas are love spouting and accepting homosexuwhales
What do you call a band of ocean creatures
Does this joke work outside of the UK?... How does an Englishman get two whales in a mini?
What did the dolphin say to the three Orcas?
"Whale, whale, whale..."
Edit: Today I was reminded Orcas aren't whales...
Why was the Killer Whale symphony so popular?
What is the most boring fish out there?
what do you call it when killer whales play music together?
Update on pun request for Orcas, Opinions needed!
So I’ve been writing a paper about how Seaworld should not be keeping their orcas in captivity. Should the title be:
“Seaworld’s Porpoise; Where Happiness Tanks”
or
“Thanks, but No Tanks”
Feel free to help me come up with some variation if you don’t like either. (:
Where do whales wait?
At the whale-way station.
I heard a group of ocean fish singing...
It was a great orca-pella group
[OC]
Continuing on the whale theme, what do you get when a bunch of orcas congregate under a full moon?
What style of music ocean creatures like the most?
Where do whales go when they need braces?
How do we save the orcas in Sea World?
Through the underground whale road
I don't think the author even realized what they did! Context: the article is about killer whales attacking boats.
Have you heard about the musically talented new group of whales??
People are saying they’re the next big Orca-stra!
I do a great Killer Whale impression...
Which is the oldest animal on the earth ?
Was watching a nature show about whales.
How do the Orcas know how to hunt together?
They must orca-strate it.
Groans from around the room.
What talent do orcas have?
They do a killer whale impression
What do you call a group of killer whales playing musical instruments?
What do you call a group of musical whales?
What do you call a bunch of whales that play instruments?
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?
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