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A list of puns related to "One News (TV channel)"
1st - "Hey dad, how come nobody can come up with a good, stable news channel on tv?"
"What do you mean?"
"Every one you watch say their news is breaking!"
2nd - We were having dinner and my 15 year old mentioned that something or other 'really sucked!'
The 12 year old responded with "not really, that doesn't really suck, you know what does?"
... silence
"A vacuum cleaner, that really sucks!"
So my dad was talking to an acquaintance of ours, who is a landlord. My dad's acquaintance said he went in to check on one of his tenants and found him dead in his Lay-Z-Boy watching TV, remote still in hand and T.V still running. My dad's response on hearing this bit of news "Welp, I bet he wasn't watching the Life Channel"
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