A list of puns related to "Channel One News"
1st - "Hey dad, how come nobody can come up with a good, stable news channel on tv?"
"What do you mean?"
"Every one you watch say their news is breaking!"
2nd - We were having dinner and my 15 year old mentioned that something or other 'really sucked!'
The 12 year old responded with "not really, that doesn't really suck, you know what does?"
... silence
"A vacuum cleaner, that really sucks!"
Its been exceptionally windy today, so windy that it blew over one of our plant pots and broke it. The local news channel was discussing it. Then my mom quipped "Why aren't they in front of our house? We have breaking news right here!"
So my dad was talking to an acquaintance of ours, who is a landlord. My dad's acquaintance said he went in to check on one of his tenants and found him dead in his Lay-Z-Boy watching TV, remote still in hand and T.V still running. My dad's response on hearing this bit of news "Welp, I bet he wasn't watching the Life Channel"
And the bartender asks these two old guys, across from me, "Is it okay if I change this TV right now?" (Meaning she was changing the channel)
The one says, "Yeah! Is the new one gonna be a 62 or 70 inch?"
Dad joking strangers? Especially when I'm drunk? All my yes.
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