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︎ Nov 24 2020
Norway just made the decision to put QR codes on the side of all its war ships.
Now they can Scandinavian!
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︎ Jul 17 2020
My wife broke up with me at the star wars celebration. An anakin cosplayer came up to me, put his hand on my shoulder, and said...
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Star wars on the stairs
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︎ Nov 15 2019
Iβm still single on Star Wars Day...
Apparently Iβve been looking for love in Alderaan places.
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︎ May 04 2019
After watching Star Wars, my friend on tumblr told me he identifies as The Force
I guess that makes him a ForceKin
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︎ Aug 01 2020
I heard the catering on the Star Wars movies was exceptional. An admirable snackbar.
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︎ May 07 2020
My dad lost his legs in the war and he sits on a wheelchair.
He gets off on lame jokes.
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︎ Feb 08 2020
I have a cyst on my back and my wife helped me drain it. She won the pun war that night.
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︎ Jun 17 2019
Did you know that on this day during the American Civil War, armies on both sides skipped breakfast?
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︎ Mar 01 2020
Why couldnβt the Australian general win the war on bread?
Because it was stale, mate.
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︎ Nov 27 2017
This civil war on Syria is really...
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︎ Oct 01 2019
What Star Wars character lives on the beach?
Sando Calrissian
Courtesy of my 11 year old brother. He came up with a pretty clever dad joke
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︎ Jan 01 2020
Why do Swedish war-ships have bar codes on the sides?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
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︎ Jul 10 2017
Years ago, I had a Star Wars game on my Samsung, but lost it while on vacation..
a long time ago
On a Galaxy far, far away
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︎ Feb 05 2017
In war itβs best to commit crimes on naval frigates.
Charges are often dropped.
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︎ Sep 29 2019
What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?
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︎ Aug 29 2018
I'm going to cash in on the success of 'Avengers: Infinity War' by opening up a comics themed sandwich shop...
It'll be called Soup or Hero.
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︎ May 12 2018
How big is an AT-AT on Star Wars?
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︎ May 16 2019
Why do Norweigan War Ships have Barcodes on the Side?
So when they return to port, they can scandinavian :D
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︎ Jul 11 2017
Saw the Rocket on War Machine in new Endgame Trailer.
Love the new upgrade, the Rocket Launcher.
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︎ Mar 14 2019
My Christmas Tree has been through several wars, I can only place ornaments on the top of it now.
It is very highly decorated.
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︎ Nov 30 2018
Why do Norwegian war boats have bar codes on their sides?
So when they return they can ScanDaNavyIn.
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︎ Oct 03 2017
If you like dad jokes, and the prequels from Star Wars, come on over to r/prequeldadjokes!
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︎ Mar 10 2019
Costco is making their own chicken farm. Is this a war on chicken?
Sounds like a real chicken coup.
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︎ Feb 03 2019
What did the war criminal name his pottery vase project he got an A on?
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︎ Nov 10 2018
Her: Why is it that you have a copy of βWar and Peace sitting on the table for days?β
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︎ Sep 21 2018
Just heard there was a fire on the Star Wars set
Two people have been treated for Snoke inhalation.
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︎ Dec 24 2017
On December 18, 2015, seeing the new Star Wars movie will be on my R2D2-do list.
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︎ Aug 29 2015
Twitter statistics on "Star Wars"...
Should be called Sabermetrics.
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︎ Dec 18 2015
What position would Luke Skywalker play on the Star Wars hockey team?
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︎ Oct 09 2013
If we're going to fight the war on terror
...a good place to start would be our country's haunted houses
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︎ Oct 28 2015
My dad, on the seats he got us for Star Wars
We have fighter jet seats
F17, F18
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︎ Dec 17 2015
Iβm still single on Star Wars Day...
Apparently Iβve been looking for love in Alderaan places.
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︎ May 04 2020
My son is still single on star wars day.
Apparently he's been looking for love in Alderaan places.
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︎ May 04 2020
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