Now at Old Navy!
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/The_Meme-Connoisseur
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 08 2018
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I used to work as a cashier at Old Navy where we'd have "One Day Wonder" sales like $2 tank tops.

I would say tanks for shopping with us and no one would notice.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/hollandmoon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 15 2016
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My Vietnamese driver told me several riddles yesterday, do you know what they were?

First off a six-parter

  1. If there are 500 rocks on a plane and you throw one out, how many are left? A: 499
  2. How do you get an elephant into a fridge? This is a three part process A: open the door, put in the elephant, close the door.
  3. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? This is a four part process A: open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, close the door.
  4. All the animals go to heaven for a meeting, but one can't come, why not? A: the giraffe, it's in the fridge.
  5. A weak old lady has to cross a river full of alligators, how does she get across? A: the alligators are at the meeting in heaven.
  6. As soon as the old lady gets across the river she dies, how? A: the rock fell on her head.

No 2 A real cool guy walks into a cafe. He wearing sunglasses, tidy haircut, but just a super cool guy all round. He orders a glass of condensed milk and puts it on his table. Next time the waitress walks past he asks for a glass of black coffee. Now he has a glass of milk and a glass of coffee next to each other, this guy is real cool. Next time the waitress walks past he orders a glass of ice. She's happy to do that for this dude because he is so cool. He mixes the milk and coffee with the ice and stirs with his little spoon. Looks good. The old man that owns the cafe walks up to him and says, 'I see your in the Navy". How did he know?

A: he was wearing a naval uniform.

Anyone know similar nonsense?

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Patyboomba
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 21 2019
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Thank you

I was at an old navy with the family, as we were walking in, 5 other people were behind us, so I held the door open. Person one: Thank you Person two: Thank you Person three: Thank you Person four: Thank you Person five: Thank you Me: there's a lot of thanks going on... it's almost like its.... Thanksgiving.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SRowan33
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 25 2017
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My dad just posted an epic dadjoke on Facebook

I'm thinking of opening a shopping center which specializes in only the stores you can never seem to find when you want them. For instance:

  • New Navy
  • Half Foods
  • Over Armor
  • Paper Clips
  • 49 Cent Store
  • Seniors R Us (really old stuff like antiques)
  • Tom & Harry's Sporting Goods
  • Pier 99 Exports
  • Yankee Light Bulb
  • O.M.G. Monday's
  • Due Pizza (It's Italian, not Spanish)
  • Rhode Island Closets (they are very small)
  • Open Space (think about it)
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BlahBlahNyborg
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 20 2015
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WW2 vet grandpa jokes (xpost IAmA)

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/3cudy0/iama_95_yr_old_ww2_vet_43rd_navy_construction/csz6dyc?context=1

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/batrick
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 11 2015
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When I was younger I used to eat like a horse!

... yeah it was pretty awkward getting my head down in that trough.

Told to me by my 92 year-old neighbor/WW2 Navy veteran

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Kareem906
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 10 2014
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