Me, at a fancy restaurant: This wine is smooth, a little citrusy, with a mild touch of oak.

Waiter; Sir, you are drinking 7up.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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Wine Geek makes Dadjoke

So we're in a wine shop and we overheard this guy, talking about how he keeps his Silver Oak Cabernet Sauvignon bottles in his fridge and turns them a quarter way around every now and then for storage. After the guy leaves, dad turns to me and says,

"That's riddle-iculous."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/taipeileviathan
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 06 2013
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