Why do teenage girls only hang around in groups of odd numbers?

Because OMG they can’t even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rob_Haggis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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Dad-dom has already started...

27, single, childless With a group of friends about to ride a rollercoaster. I notice that the ride attendants name tag says "DeJa"... and I can feel the dad within me take over.

The ride was fun, we were in the first row... DeJa cheerily welcomes us back into the station, and I, without control of myself, exclaim "OMG it's DeJa, again!" Pause 1 second Entire cart groans in unison.

She convincingly said she had "never heard that one before", but it might have just been expert-level sarcasm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxfouzer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2017
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