Every year I'm surprised at how cheap candy canes are...

You'd think they'd be more expensive - they're in mint condition!

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My Dad's proudest moment was actually my joke....

We're walking into Home Depot or Lowe's sometime in November 2007. For whatever reason (probably $) this store had displayed their Christmas trees by tying a rope around the trunk a few strong branches down from the top and hanging them to normal level from the rafters instead of mounting them in some sort of water. My dad makes some comment about this "Oh, look, they hung the trees."

Without thinking or even realizing what I'm about to say, I respond: "They must have committed High Treason."

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📅︎ Aug 14 2013
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