"Last week's tin," he said, "is this week's hat."
Just in case there’s a salad dressing
Larry replies, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I’m done, poof! The light goes off.”
“Wow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Larry’s wife.
“Bonnie,” he says, “Larry is doing fine! But I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, poof, the light goes off?”
“Oh sweet Jesus”, exclaims Bonnie. “He’s peeing in the refrigerator again!”
The one for children has baby teeth
Shear size
Creepy white vans.
They have been stepped on for far too long.
Me: uh, when?
Son: When it’s apparent.
Son: No I don’t like ghosts.
They're fairyfocals.
July-ed!
But when I do. They laugh.
It’s helicopt-air
but he's still making fun of me
He did a lovely job of the landing.
So if thats true then depending on where you are you would be of an average race, have average hair, etc.
And going down from that, alot of people have the same name, making certain names normal or "average".
What im saying is, thats a really complicated way to find the average Joe.
…to make hens meet.
I'm lactose intolerant.
Nothing jumped out at me.
a Commontater.
He must have been having a bad har day.
I'm creating a drinking game where every important event equals to drinking, but I am nowhere close to NAMING my drinking game. A friend of mine recommended this subreddit, saying that people drop some really punny puns here. Give your ideas for a title, I think up to 6 words would be okay.
Let's see what you can do!
What you need to know about the game:
- You can create your timeline based on packages (ages, countries, continents, etc).
- Every important event has a normal action and drinking action.
- You never know in which year you are located but get an estimate year. You can either guess the year (or date) and get a free pass or you have to execute the action or drinking action. When you guess wrong, you'll have to double it.
That's basically it.
That was a rough day.
Yes, it’s parkour the force.
I never expected to see pair a normal beings when I started studying alien aircraft, you follow, G?
O I C U R
I recommend a pair a normal jeans.
It’s back to normal.
(Courtesy the late Mitch Hedberg)
Normally I don't go because I can't afford it.
the Supreme Court has been more Ruthless than normal?
So we got him a colloquial implant.
I'll be going as a Casualty
Normal back: Degenerates over time Suspect vertebra Makes life beyond 30 a living hell
Backstreets back: Alright
So I'm normally an electrician by trade, but work has been slow lately, so I've been helping one of his friends with some of the concrete work in a small housing development close to the shop. Well he came out and started talking to me about what I've gotten done since this morning, I told him and he goes "This is getting you great electrical experience!" I kinda laugh and reply back "Yeah, I'm learning all about grounding." He turned and walked away, but I about died laughing.
Normally three, but Toucan.
A rip off
Just in case there's a salad dressing
JULYED!
But when I do he laughs
but he's still making fun of me.
But he’s not buying it.
In fact, he’s still making fun of me.
