Nissan pun not related to Liam

The year is 2045, space travel has finally gotten started.

As major companies scramble to come up with ways to capitalize on this new venture, Nissan decides to end its most popular light truck.

As the last one rolls off the line, they announce: "This is it, folks. This is the Final Frontier."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dolaandronas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ducktowncentra
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Did you hear about the explosion at the Nissan factory?

It was raining Datsun cogs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deblunked
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GTRivern
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ash92596
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2018
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A Nissan leaf was involved in a police chase that ended with the driver running out of charge

He was released without charge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iwantmyteslanow
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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What kind of phone does a Nissan use?

A No-Kia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuyfromIT
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSamuraiMai
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2017
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KyOatey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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If I ever owned a Nissan Leaf

My license plate would have to be :MEALONE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freshgeardude
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I gotta find myself a woman that drives a Nissan. That way...

I'll be able to keep her Altima self.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrossFire43
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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Nissan plant Explosion!!

In other news today a Nissan plant had an explosion in one of the assembly areas.One bystander was heard to say "Oh look, It's raining Datsun cogs."

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My uncle has sworn off driving EVs after he lost control of his week-old Nissan.

I guess you could say he turned over a new Leaf.

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When the Nissan X-Terra came out.

A commercial was on for the Nissan X-Terra. Dad said "Hey I have one of those!"

My mom's name is Tara. They were divorced.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xrareformx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2014
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Explosion in Nissan gearbox plant

Apparently, it was raining Datsun cogs.

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