Nissan pun not related to Liam

The year is 2045, space travel has finally gotten started.

As major companies scramble to come up with ways to capitalize on this new venture, Nissan decides to end its most popular light truck.

As the last one rolls off the line, they announce: "This is it, folks. This is the Final Frontier."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dolaandronas
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Liam Nissan
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ducktowncentra
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Did you hear about the explosion at the Nissan factory?

It was raining Datsun cogs.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/deblunked
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06 2020
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Liam Nissan
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GTRivern
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ash92596
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20 2018
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A Nissan leaf was involved in a police chase that ended with the driver running out of charge

He was released without charge

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Iwantmyteslanow
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What kind of phone does a Nissan use?

A No-Kia

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GuyfromIT
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04 2019
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Liam Nissan
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheSamuraiMai
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25 2017
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KyOatey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18 2018
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If I ever owned a Nissan Leaf

My license plate would have to be :MEALONE

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/freshgeardude
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13 2015
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I gotta find myself a woman that drives a Nissan. That way...

I'll be able to keep her Altima self.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CrossFire43
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30 2018
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Nissan plant Explosion!!

In other news today a Nissan plant had an explosion in one of the assembly areas.One bystander was heard to say "Oh look, It's raining Datsun cogs."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MilPens
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tqgibtngo
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My uncle has sworn off driving EVs after he lost control of his week-old Nissan.

I guess you could say he turned over a new Leaf.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/flashmedallion
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When the Nissan X-Terra came out.

A commercial was on for the Nissan X-Terra. Dad said "Hey I have one of those!"

My mom's name is Tara. They were divorced.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xrareformx
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Explosion in Nissan gearbox plant

Apparently, it was raining Datsun cogs.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bort74
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