Pilot got me with this one

So I'm getting off of a plane after a long tiring day of travel to Newark and the pilot pulled this one on me as i walked by: Me: "Thank you" Pilot: "No problem. Welcome to Boston!" He laughed when i was utterly confused for a second.

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📅︎ Feb 23 2014
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Do dad jokes by moms count?

Driving past the Budweiser factory in Newark, NJ:

Me: "I should get a job there"

Her: "Yeah, sounds like a great job. You would be really smart if you worked there."

Me: "Wait, what?"

Her: "Bud worked there and they named the beer after how wise be became."

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📅︎ Jan 24 2014
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