Naval ship Puns

A list of puns related to "Naval ship"

Why do Norway's naval ships have barcodes printed on their sides?

So they can Scandinavian.

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👤︎ u/combination_is_12345
📅︎ Jan 30 2018
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A U.S. Naval ship is sinking off the coast of Europe

As soon as they found out they were in trouble, they started over the radio, “Mayday, Mayday, We are Sinking, I repeat, We are sinking!”

A little while later the German Coast Guard responds, “ Allo, zis is zee German Coast Guard, Vat are you sinking about?”

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👤︎ u/wizardofozmak
📅︎ Apr 12 2018
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Why do Swedish naval ships have bar codes on them?

When they come into port, they can Scandinavian.

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👤︎ u/Reerhy1
📅︎ Aug 05 2017
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I got dishonourably discharged from the Navy yesterday for accidentally boarding a different vessel.

Oops, wrong sub.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 15 2021
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What you call a boat in your belly button?

A Naval Ship

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👤︎ u/ArtOfPuns
📅︎ Apr 27 2021
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Why do Danish naval ships have barcodes printed on their sides?

So when they dock they can Scandinavian.

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👤︎ u/schwongs
📅︎ Aug 14 2018
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