My Pillow Puns

...It was a down grade.

But I think it's unnecessary fluff.

What a weird thing to lye about

It was quite some discussion

I rest on my case.

I will not rest until i find you.

Damn that Bluetooth Fairy

I lost the case.

I was very surprised when she suggested punching a duck in the face. I replied - I didn't know you could get down like that.

I won't rest until I find it.

I think I’ll sleep on it.

It's always lying behind my back.

I’m planning to get down with the kids.

You can say.... I was getting down with the kids.

Me: We've got enough pillows to make a fivet.

Kid: What's a fivet?

Me: It's a little bigger than a fort; half the size of a tent.

Terrible ex a cushion

I guess it is a pretty cushy job!

It was all pillow talk though, nothing was thrown.

I told him "I don't know, I need to sleep on it"

You've probably seen these... One whole side of the pillow has sequins, which are reversible, and reveal a different color or pattern when you flip the sequins.

My daughter was playing with hers, and making pictures by flipping the sequins in patterns.

I asked her if she could make a picture showing what she did today. She spent about 15 minutes painstakingly flipping sequins to show her going to school, and dance class. She was all done, and proudly showed me her work.

I said "Well, look at that... its a sequins of events."

Everyone was constantly down voting.

That makes me feel down.

I told her I would have to sleep on it. What have I become.

I'll have to sleep on it

Said the stretched his neck so much it'd break and he'd become a paraPAULegic..... he wins tonight. I'm done

I told her that I support her dreams.

My dad said she should sleep on it.

It's good to know how long you sleep.

What did it look like?
It had Pooh on it.
Mom probably washed it.

It's always lying behind my back.

I think I’ll sleep on it

Must have been the Bluetooth fairy!