What is an Air Fryer's favorite food? (Courtesy of my 6 year old)
Air-vrything.
I'm so proud.
My favorite Christmas breakfast is Eggs Benedict served on a hubcap.
There's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite kind of jokes...
But they’re a solid number 2!
Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts???
reddit.com/gallery/kkbp9y
My favorite time of the day is 6:30
My 5 year old came up with this one. What is a skeleton's favorite weapon?
A bone and arrow (Kid loves to play minecraft sooo... yeah)
My girlfriend was sad, so I asked her who my favorite singer is and then placed my head on her chest
I told her Michael Boob-lay
She wasn’t as sad anymore (or much sadder since she realized how dumb the person she’s dating is). Happy new year everybody
I realized that the 8mm fastener is my favorite because it's my M8!
I tried to build a shelf to hold all my favorite Brie Larson movies
I'd like to tell you my favorite tongue-twister.
My favorite hobby as a kid was building sandcastles with my grandpa
...until my mom hid the urn from me.
I can now legally tell dad jokes so heres my favorite. What did the father buffalo say to his kid when he left for college?
My favorite Christmas songs are Respect and Chain of Fools.
They're Christmas music because they're sung by A-wreath-a Franklin.
I’ve been enjoying the work of some of my favorite graphic artists on my commute to work...
But for some reason, whenever I bring out MC Escher’s art, I get weird stairs.
My favorite holiday drink is the Little Drummer Boy...
It's one part rum, three parts pum.
(A favorite of mine from Tim Seidell)
I asked my geologist friend what his favorite music was
Nathan W. Pyle is one of my favorite artists.
My favorite Hollywood movie has to be “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”.
My favorite so far
What did James Bond do before bed
He went under cover
I'm sad today, I lost my favorite spanner.
It's a massive emotional wrench.
My favorite colors are red, green, and blue.
They are the only colors I see.
A lot of people like French dressing, but my favorite salad dressing is Irish
My pet chicken loves classical music. He always asks by name for his favorite
My father in law is the master at Dad Jokes, this is my favorite he tells my son
You must be built backwards because your feet smell and your nose runs.
I just wanted to show people one of my favorite tweets by SMII7Y (If this is a repost I am sorry)
It occurred to me today that I would have loved to see two of my favorite bands from the 90s, led respectively by David Usher and Gavin Rossdale, on the same ticket. The sign on the theatre would have been epic.
If you're ever in India you have to check out my favorite restaurant
Just a quick shout out to my favorite Jewish bread.
The Moon may not be my favorite celestial body . . .
Does this count as a pun?.. it's my favorite thing I've ever created...
My least favorite color is purple
I hate it more than blue and red combined
My kid asked me what's my favorite month and I answered, "July".
She asked again: Why July?
I said: I didn't lie.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
My favorite thing to watch
Today at dinner, my little brother asked me who a skeleton’s favorite celebrity is. I asked who, then he proceeded to Skeletor laugh and say....
My most favorite recent pun.
My favorite author is S.O. Teric
You’ve probably never heard of him.
Friend: How'd you know my favorite basketball player was Dirk Nowitski?
Me: I took a stab in the Dirk
Friend: Oh God nooooo!
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandpa...
Until my mom hid the urn from me.
Poop jokes aren't my favorite..
Poop jokes aren't my favorite
But they're a solid number 2
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite type of jokes
But there a solid number 2
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