Muzzle rise Puns

It's high caliber humour.

But seen through a narrow scope of experience.

It may cause some of you to go up in arms.

But I put a lot of stock into it.

So don't ask me to just barrel through to the end.

Otherwise it will be hard for me to stay on target.

And I wouldn't want to miss the mark.

I just hope it doesn't get me fired.

On second thought, I want to amend my previous statements.