Sarafune Monster Preserve Vol. 1
Welcome to Sarafune Monster Preserve, where all female monsters, ranging from dragons who don't like to wear clothes, to a zombie who isn't ready to show how she really feels, are welcome. They've come to learn how to live in society, including being provided with a single male to interact with: their caretaker, Charles. He's new at the job, but he's dedicated to do all he must to make them happy and show them the kindness and love they deserve. Well, so long as he can make sure not to cause more problems while doing his best.
As I mentioned a few days ago, part of the reason why I've been quieter lately is because I've been doing some Really Cool Things with my day job! For those who don't know, I've been on the publishing side of nerd shit for a while (comics, board games, yadda yadda,) and my comic/prose publisher and I have been working for the least year to start up a supernatural erotica line. We've started making official announcements, and my first piece for formal publication will be releasing next month! If you wanna follow along for the ride, be my guest.
I'm by no means going to stop producing audio or visual porn of my own, but at least through the beginning of starting this imprint, my personal production will be pretty slow. This publishing project is my baby, and I'm gonna do right by it!
Love you little spellcasters, and I appreciate you always being so understanding and patient about new content. 💙 I'm such a lucky ducky to have you!
So I'm browsing around Amazon, looking for some smutty fantasy to read, when I come across this work called "By The Horns" by Eli Ellsworth. Seems really silly. Chuck Tingle. Hunter Fox. But honestly, I decided to pick it up because it was something I could read in like 15 minutes. (And it was on Kindle Unlimited.)
And you know what? I kind of genuinely wasn't mad about it. The premise is a bit silly: A 19 year-old human thief (Nise) gets caught trying to steal from the bullmen. The leader brings him into his tent, and while he is confiscating weapons from him, Nise starts to get a little extremely turned on.
> Oh god, he was going to die with a hard-on, this end would be as humiliating as it would be painful.
The story then turns into how can Nise seduce this bullman to have sex with him.
There are a few things that impressed me: The writing was good. I wouldn't call it top-tier writing, but it felt like the author made a real effort with it; and it shows. There was a bit of worldbuilding. We learn a little bit of the language of the bullmen, their society, etc. And finally, there are multiple characters that are all different--i.e., not carbon copies of each other.
A more neutral observation is that the characters are as well developed as they can be, given that this is in the end a story about the sex. However, both Nise and the leader of the bullmen still had a bit of depth to them.
And I think it works really well as a short story. There's not much for me to criticize to be honest. I genuinely liked reading this and would probably read more from this author.
I'm sure everyone remembers the Midnight Game, since it was pretty much the only thing anyone posted about to nosleep for a few weeks once the first post came out. Well, apparently someone liked the idea a little too much.
Obviously the rules have been changed a bit so no one can get mad about copyright infringement (though, honestly, does that even apply to creepypasta?). Forgive me if this is the wrong sub for this, I was just so shocked to stumble upon this and I thought it should be shared. I know monsterporn is in vogue but I never expected nosleep OC to pop up as a big bad!
Hello, I know this maybe a bit weird, but does anyone happen to know of someone who animates/creates/illustrates/ is a person who creates the characters for a animated porn movie. Let me know if anyone does. Thanks!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
