My mom and I were talking about my jeans

She was talking about how she had never seen me wear them before. Me:"What are you talking I've been wearing them for months?" Dad pipes in:"What and you still haven't washed them!?"

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📅︎ Sep 10 2016
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Come home for the weekend, mom find an old pair or my jeans. "Are these tiny pants" ....

Dad from 3 rooms over yells out "Hold me closer tiny pantser!"

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📅︎ Nov 08 2014
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I'm the latest victim.

I was trying on some really old pants, and this particular pair of pants were fucking tight. Like, squeeze my soul out tight.

I remarked- " Good god, when did we buy these? 1947? (I usually say this when I'm talking about something old. Independence and whatnot)

And my dad goes " Yeah. Your gramps passed it on to me, and now its yours. That's why they're called Jeans."

My mom got annoyed.

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📅︎ Feb 21 2015
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Good one dad...

Tonight this was an exchange my parents had about my brother: Mom: Suki116's brother, don't wear those jeans to school again... I've already told you they look ratty. Dad: Why are you so hard on him? What's wrong with the jeans? Mom: He looks like a hobo! Dad: ARE YOU A HOBOPHOBE!?!

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👤︎ u/Suki116
📅︎ Mar 06 2014
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So me and my girlfriend were at the hospital for pelvic/ appendix pains

Her mom and I were in the examination room when the doctor had her get out of her pants and change into a gown and examined her lower area and said. "Wow you've got a perfect vagina" I couldn't help but say... "Well it's definitely not in her jeans" Her and her mom both looked at me in amazement. Totally worth it.

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📅︎ May 15 2015
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My Mom Had This One

My niece is over and my mom is doing her laundry. "Grandma, I had money in my jeans and now they're in the washer." "Oh. So we're laundering money."

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👤︎ u/DrOCD
📅︎ Jul 16 2015
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Dad got Mom on Christmas

Dad is wearing work jeans with holes, hasn't changed to church clothes yet. Mom says, "You weren't planning on wearing those hole-y jeans were you?" Dad replies, "Well, it is an all Holy Night!"

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👤︎ u/groovyp
📅︎ Dec 28 2013
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