I was told to stop talking about cellular mitosis.
Itβs a divisive topic.
100 people were asked if they knew, or if they didn't know what mitosis was.
It was a 50% split.
While studying just now, my brother asked his friend what she knew about 'mitosis'.
I told him, "I think they're on your feetses."
Jokes about mitosis arenβt funny
Especially when told twice
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his toe?
Mitosis!
- 13 year old daughter
My sister, the biologist, was studying cell division when she dropped her microscope on my toe.
Mitosis!
What do you say when your sister steps on your foot and breaks your toe in half?
That's mitosis
When your sister steps on your toe
A brother and sister were working with each other on a science project.
While the sister was working the brother was walking around doing nothing
5 minutes pass
B: Ow S: You alright B: Yeah, just bumped into the table S: Where does it hurt B: Mitosis
βͺI was studying cellular division when my sibling stepped on my foot
Mitosis!
What did the somatic cell say to its sister after it banged its toe against the table?
Ow mitosis!
What did the biologist say when he stubbed his toe at his family reunion?
Ow mitosis!
Biology teacher pun part 2
Teacher: What did one daughter cell say to the other daughter cell when she stepped on her toe?
Class: Umm....
Teacher: That's my toe sis! (Mitosis)
Boss dad joked me today
Him: What did the biologist say when he hit his toes on the dresser?
Me: What?
Him: Mitosis!
What did the cell say when itβs sister stepped on itβs foot
Mitosis
What did the cell say to the other cell who stepped on its foot?
Ouch, mitosis!
What does the cell say to his sister when she steps on his toe?
Oh my toe sis!
What did the biologist say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!
What did the cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his foot?
Mitosis
What did the scientist say when his sister stood on his toe?
Mitosis!
What did the cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his toe?
Mitosis
What did the plant cell say to its sister when she stepped on its foot?
watch mitosis!
What did the cell say to its sister when she stepped on its foot?
Mitosis
What did the cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?
Mitosis
What did the cell say when his sibling stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!
What did one cell say when his sister cell stepped on his toe
Mitosis
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis
What does one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe
mitosis
