Which novel is Venus de Milo's favorite?
A Farewell to Arms
After meeting my friend Milo...
Dad: His name was Milo? I thought it was "Yourlo."
Mom and I were watching Pompeii last night...
...and there is a scene where Milo stabs the Senator through the arm with a mini sword.
My mom turns to me and says "He didn't have very good armer".
I'm pretty sure my dad has only ever used his Facebook this once
I was in Paris and uploaded a photo I took of the Venus de Milo.
Dad: This guy looks pretty 'armless Me: oh dear Mum: besides which, I think it's a girl Me: the boobs give it away Mum: ya reckon?
Shut down, dad.
