A list of puns related to "Microsoft Points"
You have my Word.
Boss: “So how good are you at PowerPoint?”
Dad: “ I Excel at it!”
Boss: “Was that a Microsoft Office pun?”
Dad: “Word.”
Interveiwer: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" Man: "I Excel at it." Interveiwer: "Was that supposed to be a Microsoft Office joke?" Man: "Word"
My buddy and I were just hanging out and we've got a tendency to dadjoke each other pretty often. At some point I made some comment about stealing his binder and notes. "Yeah, and to the man that stole my Microsoft Office, I'll hunt you down, you have my Word!" was his reply. After a second I looked at him sadly and said, "Hey man, he's just looking for a new Outlook on life, I'm sure he just wants to Excel." I've never been so satisfied with a look of defeat...
My coworker and I were talking:
Me: "You will definitely get your project done."
Him: "Word."
Me: some lame-ass comment acting like I'm still 12
Him: "No, I was meaning the Microsoft kind."
Me: "You really 'Excel'-led at that joke. It was on 'powerPoint'!" (Emphasis on point, not power).
He groaned, and went back to work
You have my Word.
Boss: are you any good at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Is that a Microsoft joke?
Me: Word
Boss- “How good are you at PowerPoint?”
Me- “I excel at it”
Boss” “Was that a Microsoft office pun?”
Me- “ Word”
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?"
Me: "I Excel at it"
Boss: "Wait, was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Me: "Word!"
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint? Dad: I Excel at it. Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun? Dad: Word.
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