Why is Microsoft Outlook no good for communication?
Because Out Look is the opposite of In Touch.
Microsoft has taught children how to work and how to form a great pun sequence.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you...
You have my Word.
Microsoft released something
I just got word
(First joke be gentle)
Got my buddy good...
My buddy and I were just hanging out and we've got a tendency to dadjoke each other pretty often. At some point I made some comment about stealing his binder and notes. "Yeah, and to the man that stole my Microsoft Office, I'll hunt you down, you have my Word!" was his reply. After a second I looked at him sadly and said, "Hey man, he's just looking for a new Outlook on life, I'm sure he just wants to Excel." I've never been so satisfied with a look of defeat...
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down...
You have my Word.
