Re:LAX
I exceeded terminal velocity.
Plane ones.
The staff was nice but the food was a little plane
With your Florida Keys!
The absolute Dad behind me says, “why aren’t we boarding Tall-ly?”
This is the day I dread
I hope it's not terminal.
To which I replied, ‘If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?’
He smiled knowingly and nodded, ‘That’s why we ask.’
The Commawealth of Nations
My doctor says it’s terminal.
it was a revolution around the whole planet.
You shouldn't open windows on a space station
They’re a border line issue
But it wouldn’t takeoff
Cos they keep saying "check, mate"
Medics at the scene have said " they are coming round slowly "
I was going to Bangkok.
...I have to leave Home Depot.
"car-pool tunnel syndrome."
Had a dream I was waiting at the airport baggage claim and my luggage was the ugliest there.
It was a worst-case scenario.
Because it was Passover
He asks his driver on his way to the airport if he could drive around for a while because they have time to kill and he hasn't driven a car since becoming the pope.
Naturally, he's a bit rusty, so he's driving poorly, when suddenly he sees police lights behind him. He pulls over and when the officer comes up to the window his eyes go wide. He says to the pope "Hold on for a minute," and goes back to his car to radio the chief.
Cop: "Chief we have a situation. I've pulled over an important figure."
Chief: "How important? A governor or something?"
Cop: "No sir. He's bigger."
Chief: "So, what? a celebrity or something?"
Cop: "More important, sir."
Chief: "A major politician?"
Cop: "No sir, he's much more important."
Chief: "WELL WHO IS IT!?"
Cop: "Well actually I'm not sure. But the pope's his driver."
I had a cigarette instead
Lukewarm
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
I need your help folks!!
Anybody interested in a free ride in a helicopter flight for 4 people? I'm still looking for 2 more people to join us. We leave early Saturday (June 19th) from the Airport and will fly to Destin Fl, where we will have breakfast and then on a yacht for lunch. Then we’ll do a flight along the coast to see the sharks and dolphins,then returning to Joe's Crab shack, for dinner, then fly back home.
If interested please pm me.
Preferably someone with a helicopter and yacht, otherwise we can't go. Serious inquires only!! Thank you!!!
It was a terminal illness.
(Special thanks to my dog's friend's dad for this one)
She looked me dead in the eye and said, “Window or aisle?” I laughed in her face and replied, “Window or you’ll what?”
It was ....the worst case scenario.
Plane chips!
I guess it was LAX.
My doctor says it’s terminal
I think it may be terminal
My doctor says it terminal
The doctor says it's terminal.
My doctor says it’s terminal.
My doctor says it's terminal.
